Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

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Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

Vheid
19% on RT. Any predictions?
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Razzie winner Alicia Silverstone is in this, but she might not get nominated. Worst Sequel is most likely.
Akiva Goldsman: The writer partially responsible for this year's triple threat of The Dark Tower, Rings, and, worst of all, Transformers: The Last Knight. I'll be shocked if all three screenplays do not make the ballots.

Worst Picture - Boo 2! A Madea Halloween (nom), The Emoji Movie (nom), Fifty Shades Darker, The Mummy (nom), 9/11 (nom), and Transformers: The Last Knight (nom)
Worst Actor - Tom Cruise (nom), Matt Damon (nom), Johnny Depp, Jamie Dornan (nom), Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (nom), and Charlie Sheen (nom)
Worst Actress - Whoopi Goldberg (nom), Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson (nom), Tyler Perry (nom), Amy Schumer (nom), and Reese Witherspoon (nom)
Worst Supporting Actor - Jon Bass (nom), Anthony Hopkins, Eric Johnson (nom), Ben Kingsley (nom), Rob Lowe (nom), and John Turturro (nom)
Worst Supporting Actress - Kim Basinger, Faye Dunaway (nom), Laura Haddock (nom), Marcia Gay Harden (nom), Goldie Hawn (nom), and Isabela Moner (nom)
Worst Screen Combo - Any two robots, actors, or robotic actors (nom), Tom Cruise and either Sofia Boutella, Jake Johnson, or Annabelle Wallis (nom), The Entire Cast of Fifty Shades Darker, The Entire Cast of 9/11 (nom), The Entire Voice Cast of The Emoji Movie (nom), and Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn/Snatched (nom)
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel - Baywatch (nom), CHiPs (nom), The Emoji Movie (Rip-Off of Inside Out, The Lego Movie, and Wreck-It Ralph) (nom), Fifty Shades Darker, The Mummy (nom), and Transformers: The Last Knight (nom)
Worst Director - Michael Bay (nom), James Foley, Martin Guigui (nom), Alex Kurtzman (nom), Tyler Perry (nom), and Guy Ritchie (nom)
Worst Screenplay - The Emoji Movie (nom), Fifty Shades Darker, The Mummy (nom), 9/11 (nom), Suburbicon (nom), and Transformers: The Last Knight (nom)
Redeemer: M. Night Shyamalan
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Vits
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Christy Lemire's review.

DOUBLE TOASTED's video review.
Vheid wrote
19% on RT.
And the consensus reads: "With an all-new cast but the same juvenile humor, the film finds the franchise still stuck in arrested -- and largely unfunny -- development."
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Dun-Ida
Possible Razzie nominees:

Worst Picture

Worst Actor
Jason Drucker. His performance is bereft of comical presence needed for a comedy.
I was reluctant to suggest this as Jason Drucker is only eleven years old. However his unfunny presence is too difficult to ignore.

Worst Supporting Actor
Charlie Wright. His performance is also bereft of comical presence.

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Despite a new cast this is a sequel to Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days.

Worst Director
David Bowers. His direction failed to get decent performances from the cast. Despite a run time of ninety-one minutes the movie appears slow-paced in some parts.

Worst Screenplay
Jeff Kinney and David Bowers. The screenplay has little humor in it. There are a few times worthy of a weak smile but not much else. Most the "gags" are more stupid than humorous.

Worst Screen Combination
The entire cast should be considered for being unfunny.

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Alicia Silverstone is dull and unfunny but this year there are others more worthy of nomination.

oiram wrote
Razzie winner Alicia Silverstone is in this, but she might not get nominated. Worst Sequel is most likely.
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Vits
I just saw it. For your consideration:
-Worst Supporting Actor for Charlie Wright and for Christopher A. Coppola.
-Worst Director.
-Worst Screenplay.
-Worst Prequel or Sequel.
-Worst Picture.
Oh, and maybe Worst Supporting Actress for Alicia Silverstone.
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Vits wrote
I just saw it. For your consideration:
-Worst Supporting Actor for Charlie Wright and for Christopher A. Coppola.
Charlie Wright is more worthy of a nomination.
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