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Dun-Ida
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Here are my suggestions:

Worst Picture

Worst Actress
Amy Schumer. Her onscreen presence is not funny. Sometimes Schumer is boring and sometimes she is irritating.

Worst Supporting Actress
Wanda Sykes. Her performance is annoying and unfunny.

Worst Director
Jonathan Levine. He did not do much in terms of direction. Levine just turned up to the film set and barely went through the motions.

Worst Screenplay
Katie Dippold. Most of her screenplay is bereft of humor. There a few times that are worthy of a weak smile/chuckle. However most of the time the screenplay is humorless.

Dishonorable mention. Worst Supporting Actor. Tom Bateman.
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R.T. (35-40%): "It has a pair of terrifically talented stars, but their presence isn't enough to compensate for this rote comedy's threadbare plot and scattershot laughs."

Chris Bumbray's review.

Jeremy Jahns' video review.
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oiram
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GTAHater would probably point out that the Metacritic rating is at 46, therefore, not bad enough for the Razzies.

Admittedly, it would have been funny to see Amy Schumer Razzie nominated, as well as Goldie Hawn receive another Razzie nom.

On the other hand, going by GTAHater's thinking, it does narrow the fields down and give some other potential nominees a chance, so I am not too sad about it.
Akiva Goldsman: The writer partially responsible for this year's triple threat of The Dark Tower, Rings, and, worst of all, Transformers: The Last Knight. I'll be shocked if all three screenplays do not make the ballots.

Worst Picture - Boo 2! A Madea Halloween (nom), The Emoji Movie (nom), Fifty Shades Darker, The Mummy (nom), 9/11 (nom), and Transformers: The Last Knight (nom)
Worst Actor - Tom Cruise (nom), Matt Damon (nom), Johnny Depp, Jamie Dornan (nom), Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (nom), and Charlie Sheen (nom)
Worst Actress - Whoopi Goldberg (nom), Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson (nom), Tyler Perry (nom), Amy Schumer (nom), and Reese Witherspoon (nom)
Worst Supporting Actor - Jon Bass (nom), Anthony Hopkins, Eric Johnson (nom), Ben Kingsley (nom), Rob Lowe (nom), and John Turturro (nom)
Worst Supporting Actress - Kim Basinger, Faye Dunaway (nom), Laura Haddock (nom), Marcia Gay Harden (nom), Goldie Hawn (nom), and Isabela Moner (nom)
Worst Screen Combo - Any two robots, actors, or robotic actors (nom), Tom Cruise and either Sofia Boutella, Jake Johnson, or Annabelle Wallis (nom), The Entire Cast of Fifty Shades Darker, The Entire Cast of 9/11 (nom), The Entire Voice Cast of The Emoji Movie (nom), and Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn/Snatched (nom)
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel - Baywatch (nom), CHiPs (nom), The Emoji Movie (Rip-Off of Inside Out, The Lego Movie, and Wreck-It Ralph) (nom), Fifty Shades Darker, The Mummy (nom), and Transformers: The Last Knight (nom)
Worst Director - Michael Bay (nom), James Foley, Martin Guigui (nom), Alex Kurtzman (nom), Tyler Perry (nom), and Guy Ritchie (nom)
Worst Screenplay - The Emoji Movie (nom), Fifty Shades Darker, The Mummy (nom), 9/11 (nom), Suburbicon (nom), and Transformers: The Last Knight (nom)
Redeemer: M. Night Shyamalan
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William Bibbiani's review.
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My argument was more than just a 46% Metascore. Not only do the D Plus (35% to 39%) on Rotten Tomatoes and the 46% (C Neutral) Metascore not stand it out enough to compete with much worse films, but it has more B's than D's on Metacritic, Plusses and Minuses notwithstanding. Remember, that implies that besides the critics who didn't mind Snatched, most of them actually liked it, and hardly any disliked it.

Honestly, I think Dun-Ida's just picking on the most average films every month because his or her outlook on terrible vs forgivable films conveniently happens to be inverted from the consensus. All I've gotten from his or her post is he or she just saying the performance or the script or whatever element sucked with nothing more than rudimentary regard for why they were inferior.
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Snatched is now at a 45% on Metacritic, maybe making it barely eligible.
Akiva Goldsman: The writer partially responsible for this year's triple threat of The Dark Tower, Rings, and, worst of all, Transformers: The Last Knight. I'll be shocked if all three screenplays do not make the ballots.

Worst Picture - Boo 2! A Madea Halloween (nom), The Emoji Movie (nom), Fifty Shades Darker, The Mummy (nom), 9/11 (nom), and Transformers: The Last Knight (nom)
Worst Actor - Tom Cruise (nom), Matt Damon (nom), Johnny Depp, Jamie Dornan (nom), Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (nom), and Charlie Sheen (nom)
Worst Actress - Whoopi Goldberg (nom), Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson (nom), Tyler Perry (nom), Amy Schumer (nom), and Reese Witherspoon (nom)
Worst Supporting Actor - Jon Bass (nom), Anthony Hopkins, Eric Johnson (nom), Ben Kingsley (nom), Rob Lowe (nom), and John Turturro (nom)
Worst Supporting Actress - Kim Basinger, Faye Dunaway (nom), Laura Haddock (nom), Marcia Gay Harden (nom), Goldie Hawn (nom), and Isabela Moner (nom)
Worst Screen Combo - Any two robots, actors, or robotic actors (nom), Tom Cruise and either Sofia Boutella, Jake Johnson, or Annabelle Wallis (nom), The Entire Cast of Fifty Shades Darker, The Entire Cast of 9/11 (nom), The Entire Voice Cast of The Emoji Movie (nom), and Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn/Snatched (nom)
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel - Baywatch (nom), CHiPs (nom), The Emoji Movie (Rip-Off of Inside Out, The Lego Movie, and Wreck-It Ralph) (nom), Fifty Shades Darker, The Mummy (nom), and Transformers: The Last Knight (nom)
Worst Director - Michael Bay (nom), James Foley, Martin Guigui (nom), Alex Kurtzman (nom), Tyler Perry (nom), and Guy Ritchie (nom)
Worst Screenplay - The Emoji Movie (nom), Fifty Shades Darker, The Mummy (nom), 9/11 (nom), Suburbicon (nom), and Transformers: The Last Knight (nom)
Redeemer: M. Night Shyamalan
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Dun-Ida
Star Wars: Episode II- Attack of the Clones has a 54% rating on metacritic and it earned seven Razzie nominations.


oiram wrote
Snatched is now at a 45% on Metacritic, maybe making it barely eligible.
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Barely eligible, to me, means that it can definitely be nominated.
Akiva Goldsman: The writer partially responsible for this year's triple threat of The Dark Tower, Rings, and, worst of all, Transformers: The Last Knight. I'll be shocked if all three screenplays do not make the ballots.

Worst Picture - Boo 2! A Madea Halloween (nom), The Emoji Movie (nom), Fifty Shades Darker, The Mummy (nom), 9/11 (nom), and Transformers: The Last Knight (nom)
Worst Actor - Tom Cruise (nom), Matt Damon (nom), Johnny Depp, Jamie Dornan (nom), Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (nom), and Charlie Sheen (nom)
Worst Actress - Whoopi Goldberg (nom), Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson (nom), Tyler Perry (nom), Amy Schumer (nom), and Reese Witherspoon (nom)
Worst Supporting Actor - Jon Bass (nom), Anthony Hopkins, Eric Johnson (nom), Ben Kingsley (nom), Rob Lowe (nom), and John Turturro (nom)
Worst Supporting Actress - Kim Basinger, Faye Dunaway (nom), Laura Haddock (nom), Marcia Gay Harden (nom), Goldie Hawn (nom), and Isabela Moner (nom)
Worst Screen Combo - Any two robots, actors, or robotic actors (nom), Tom Cruise and either Sofia Boutella, Jake Johnson, or Annabelle Wallis (nom), The Entire Cast of Fifty Shades Darker, The Entire Cast of 9/11 (nom), The Entire Voice Cast of The Emoji Movie (nom), and Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn/Snatched (nom)
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel - Baywatch (nom), CHiPs (nom), The Emoji Movie (Rip-Off of Inside Out, The Lego Movie, and Wreck-It Ralph) (nom), Fifty Shades Darker, The Mummy (nom), and Transformers: The Last Knight (nom)
Worst Director - Michael Bay (nom), James Foley, Martin Guigui (nom), Alex Kurtzman (nom), Tyler Perry (nom), and Guy Ritchie (nom)
Worst Screenplay - The Emoji Movie (nom), Fifty Shades Darker, The Mummy (nom), 9/11 (nom), Suburbicon (nom), and Transformers: The Last Knight (nom)
Redeemer: M. Night Shyamalan
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To oiram: Snatched has slumped once again in approval ratings with pro critics and absolutely plunged with common audiences, so I'm considering it as a middle runner for the RAZZIES and my annual worst films list.

To Dun-Ida: The only reasons Attack of the Clones swept the RAZZIE semifinals in '002 when so few other films with neutral reviews could manage that since then were because of the botched romance between Anakin and Padme which apparently didn't bother critics that badly, and for being in the shadow of The Empire Strikes Back.
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Mitch Hansch's review.
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I just saw it. For your consideration: Worst Screenplay. Oh, and maybe:
-Worst Director.
-Worst Picture.
But not:
-Worst Actress for Amy Schumer nor for Goldie Hawn.
-Worst Supporting Actor for Óscar Jaenada nor for Bashir Salahuddin.
-Worst Supporting Actress for Wanda Sykes.
-Worst Screen Couple for Schumer and Hawn.
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