Baywatch: Sink or Swim

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Baywatch: Sink or Swim

Razzies
Thoughts after seeing?  Or assuming?
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Vits
R.T. (15-20%): "It takes its source material's jiggle factor to R-rated levels, but lacks the original's campy charm -- and leaves its charming stars flailing in the shallows."

Peter Travers' review.

JimmyO's review.

Richard Roeper's video review.

Jeremy Jahns' video review.

WHAT THE FLICK?!'s video review.

Chris Stuckmann's video review.

DOUBLE TOASTED's video review.
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oiram
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I think between this and the upcoming Jumanji 2, "the artist formally known as Rock" might get a second Worst Actor nom.
Worst Picture
Death Wish, Fifty Shades Freed, God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Gotti, Rodin
Worst Actor
Jamie Dornan, Vincent Lindon, John Travolta, David A. R. White, Bruce Willis
Worst Actress
Taraji P. Henson, Izïa Higelin, Bryce Dallas Howard, Dakota Johnson, Helen Mirren
Worst Supporting Actor
Eric Johnson, Steven Seagal, Justice Smith, Mike Tyson, Billy Zane
Worst Supporting Actress
Séverine Caneele, Marcia Gay Harden, Tatum O’Neal, Kelly Preston, Elisabeth Shue
Worst Screen Combo
Any combination of two characters, two sex toys (including ice cream), or two sexual positions, The entire cast of God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Vincent Lindon and either Izïa Higelin, Severine Caneele, or any piece of clay, plaster, wax, charcoal or naked woman he touches, John Travolta and either Spencer Lofranco or Kelly Preston, Bruce Willis and either Camila Morrone, Elizabeth Shue, or his guns
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
Death Wish, Fifty Shades Freed, God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, Super Troopers 2
Worst Director
Kevin Connolly, Jacques Doillon, James Foley, Tyler Perry, Eli Roth
Worst Screenplay
Fifty Shades Freed, God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Gotti, Rodin, Show Dogs
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oiram
I'm sure you guys have heard of what The Rock has done: LINK

Ask Kirk Cameron how well that worked for him.
Worst Picture
Death Wish, Fifty Shades Freed, God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Gotti, Rodin
Worst Actor
Jamie Dornan, Vincent Lindon, John Travolta, David A. R. White, Bruce Willis
Worst Actress
Taraji P. Henson, Izïa Higelin, Bryce Dallas Howard, Dakota Johnson, Helen Mirren
Worst Supporting Actor
Eric Johnson, Steven Seagal, Justice Smith, Mike Tyson, Billy Zane
Worst Supporting Actress
Séverine Caneele, Marcia Gay Harden, Tatum O’Neal, Kelly Preston, Elisabeth Shue
Worst Screen Combo
Any combination of two characters, two sex toys (including ice cream), or two sexual positions, The entire cast of God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Vincent Lindon and either Izïa Higelin, Severine Caneele, or any piece of clay, plaster, wax, charcoal or naked woman he touches, John Travolta and either Spencer Lofranco or Kelly Preston, Bruce Willis and either Camila Morrone, Elizabeth Shue, or his guns
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
Death Wish, Fifty Shades Freed, God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, Super Troopers 2
Worst Director
Kevin Connolly, Jacques Doillon, James Foley, Tyler Perry, Eli Roth
Worst Screenplay
Fifty Shades Freed, God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Gotti, Rodin, Show Dogs
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Re: Baywatch: Sink or Swim

Vits
Has he complained this way before? If not, why would he wait to defend this movie (he has been in other badly-reviewed movies before)?
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Re: Baywatch: Sink or Swim

Dun-Ida
Just watched this remake. Here are my Razzie suggestions:

Worst Picture

Worst Supporting Actress
Kelly Rohrbach. Her performance is quite wooden most of the time.

Worst Prequel, Remake, Ripoff or Sequel



Dishonorable mentions. Damian Shannon and Mark Swift, Worst Screenplay.
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Re: Baywatch: Sink or Swim

oiram
Dun-Ida wrote
Just watched this remake. Here are my Razzie suggestions:


Worst Supporting Actress
Kelly Rohrbach. Her performance is quite wooden most of the time.
I personally thought Priyanka Chopra was more wooden.
Worst Picture
Death Wish, Fifty Shades Freed, God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Gotti, Rodin
Worst Actor
Jamie Dornan, Vincent Lindon, John Travolta, David A. R. White, Bruce Willis
Worst Actress
Taraji P. Henson, Izïa Higelin, Bryce Dallas Howard, Dakota Johnson, Helen Mirren
Worst Supporting Actor
Eric Johnson, Steven Seagal, Justice Smith, Mike Tyson, Billy Zane
Worst Supporting Actress
Séverine Caneele, Marcia Gay Harden, Tatum O’Neal, Kelly Preston, Elisabeth Shue
Worst Screen Combo
Any combination of two characters, two sex toys (including ice cream), or two sexual positions, The entire cast of God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Vincent Lindon and either Izïa Higelin, Severine Caneele, or any piece of clay, plaster, wax, charcoal or naked woman he touches, John Travolta and either Spencer Lofranco or Kelly Preston, Bruce Willis and either Camila Morrone, Elizabeth Shue, or his guns
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
Death Wish, Fifty Shades Freed, God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, Super Troopers 2
Worst Director
Kevin Connolly, Jacques Doillon, James Foley, Tyler Perry, Eli Roth
Worst Screenplay
Fifty Shades Freed, God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Gotti, Rodin, Show Dogs
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Vits
I just saw it. For your consideration:
-Worst Director.
-Worst Screenplay.
-Worst Remake or Rip-Off (I think it counts, since a couple of TV movies were made during the show's run).
Oh, and maybe:
-Worst Screen Couple for Zac Efron and Alexandra Daddario.
-Worst Picture.
But not:
-Worst Actor for Dwayne Johnson nor for Efron.
-Worst Supporting Actor for Jon Bass nor for Yahya Abdul-Mateen II.
-Worst Supporting Actress for Priyanka Chopra nor for Daddario nor for Kelly Rohrbach.
-Worst Screen Ensemble.
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Vits
Will Ferrell as ALLAN KARLSON: Yay or nay?
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oiram
Not really sure, maybe Will can pull it off... but what does that have to do with Baywatch?
Worst Picture
Death Wish, Fifty Shades Freed, God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Gotti, Rodin
Worst Actor
Jamie Dornan, Vincent Lindon, John Travolta, David A. R. White, Bruce Willis
Worst Actress
Taraji P. Henson, Izïa Higelin, Bryce Dallas Howard, Dakota Johnson, Helen Mirren
Worst Supporting Actor
Eric Johnson, Steven Seagal, Justice Smith, Mike Tyson, Billy Zane
Worst Supporting Actress
Séverine Caneele, Marcia Gay Harden, Tatum O’Neal, Kelly Preston, Elisabeth Shue
Worst Screen Combo
Any combination of two characters, two sex toys (including ice cream), or two sexual positions, The entire cast of God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Vincent Lindon and either Izïa Higelin, Severine Caneele, or any piece of clay, plaster, wax, charcoal or naked woman he touches, John Travolta and either Spencer Lofranco or Kelly Preston, Bruce Willis and either Camila Morrone, Elizabeth Shue, or his guns
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
Death Wish, Fifty Shades Freed, God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, Super Troopers 2
Worst Director
Kevin Connolly, Jacques Doillon, James Foley, Tyler Perry, Eli Roth
Worst Screenplay
Fifty Shades Freed, God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, Gotti, Rodin, Show Dogs
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Vits
Oops! I meant to write it in the main thread!
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Re: Baywatch: Sink or Swim

babyshowers
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Please! Nominate Belinda (Mexican Britney Spears) for WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS. Don't worry, she is white af so nobody will blame you guys for being "racist".
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Re: Baywatch: Sink or Swim

Vits
What do Belinda and Britney have to do with each other?
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Re: Baywatch: Sink or Swim

Dun-Ida
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I disagree. Kelly Rohrbach's wooden performance is more prominent.


oiram wrote
Dun-Ida wrote
Just watched this remake. Here are my Razzie suggestions:


Worst Supporting Actress
Kelly Rohrbach. Her performance is quite wooden most of the time.
I personally thought Priyanka Chopra was more wooden.
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Vits
Armond White's review.
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